Behold perfection before your very eyes. On your knees to worship perfect Goddess Rosie. I'm everything you ever dreamed of and more. Unattainable to a weakling like you, but yet I allow you to worship me.

You are more than thankful for the honour of having me in your life. I give you purpose and drive. I give you a sense of fulfillment that you have never felt before. Serving Goddess fills you up with happiness and joy.

I am so perfect!