Why spend my money when I can spend yours? I’m way too pretty to work hard. I’d rather put losers like you to work for me. Just imagine spending your days to make MY paycheck.

Slaving away at work just so I can go on a shopping spree. That’s the dream life, right? YES. It’s what you deserve little man. Being my wallet is the best position you can have in life. So, get to work piggy! You have thousands of dollars to make for me.