Hold up a picture of your ugly ass wife. I’m sure it will be so hard to look at it when my perfection is across your screen but do take heed to the assignment here.

Look at me, look at her... I know it is such a gross comparison. Like her face makes you want to throw up, especially when you just feasted your eyes upon my radiating beauty.

I feel bad that every day you must wake up to that blob. Good thing you have me to drool over. Technically I am saving your marriage because you would have blown your brains out by now LOL.

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