My jerk off instructions are a blessing to your boring, bland life. You could never get a woman of my caliber. I’m so out of your league loser. So, because of this you must thank me continuously for making these pathetic clips for you.

Thank me for being kind enough to give your life excitement and joy. Thank me for my presence bitch. With every stroke you take thank me for it because you know you’re a worthless piece of **** that doesn’t even deserve me.

You know your place is to serve the Goddess unattainable to your peasant existence.