Valentine's day is just around the corner and maybe your loser self is feeling hopeful this year. You hope that you might get laid. Well, I'm here to bring you back down to reality. Losers tend to get out of hand and brats like me must wrassle you back down to ground level.

Nothing is happening for you this year virgin except more of the same. Sexless, lonely jerking is on the menu for you as always. You are so unappealing to women. Nothing about you would make any girl's panties wet. As if!

Just accept that you're going to be a virgin loser for the rest of your life. Your... Show more