I wanted to meet with you. You see, your husband has been coming to visit me a lot lately. I know you don’t know me, but your husband knows me VERY well. He eats my waste. Yeah...

Oh, don’t believe me? Well, I have plenty of video proof. I mean, I could show it to your... or I could make a nice presentation at your next home association meeting at that posh ass neighborhood you both live in.

Yes, I am blackmailing you.

You see, it’s not enough for me that your husband just eats my and keeps me a secret from you. I’m too gorgeous to be anyone’s fucking secret.