Taking a photo of me in the bathroom and sharing it with people close to me? Total dick me. Not only that, but beyond the worst thing a step-brother can do to his step-sister. You are absolute scum.

And you know what? You care so much about my ass and what it's up to, I've plotted something for this particular conversation in advance. You'll be falling fairly soon and when you wake up, you'll be very surprised to find my ass directly in your face.

Better watch out, it smells and SO. DO. YOU. Asshole.

And I'll only let you up if you promise to never do anything... Show more