Happy Birthday! I know just what you're thinking. You want a special treat, huh? I know what you want more than anything in the whole world. Anal. I know how much you love looking at my ass. Oh, my Birthday Boy deserves the best kind of gift.

Ohhh... what are you thinking I mean? I'm not talking about you fucking MY ass. I'm talking about you turning around and spreading your cheeks. I even got a special present for this occasion. Just for you.