You know, I worry about you. I worry about how you're feeling lately. Things just don't seem right. You don't seem happy. And as your step-sister, I'm meant to help cheer you up. The biggest thing here is that you aren't handling stress very well.

As your big step-sister, it should help you if I can explain to you the best way to handle your stress. So if you take your pants off... and trust me... I can really help you out here. Just follow along with my instructions.