You thinking that you're going to get anywhere? It's funny! It's kind of cute! This bed is a good few feet off the floor. And your height? That's ages and ages away from the floor. You jumping would be the ultimate ending. You would be DONE.

These heels need a lot of attention. They have been around a long time. YEARS. And I need you to clean them. Where else will you go, anyway? Better get on it.