I decide to take my random hiccups outside, and hold my phone up to record them at my collarbone. It's so sexy seeing my collarbone sink in with every hiccup, my skin stretching with each sound. I move it to my belly when I see people walking nearby (pretending I'm using it), and my neighbor makes me giggle and bite my lip over how cute he is coming by twice to say hi while I'm hiccuping so loud. I bet he's enjoying my sexy collarbone with every sound, too!