Now listen, fresh meat. I’m here to help! I’m a senior, so it’s important that I take you under my wing and make sure you can successfully make it through college. Think of me as your... big step-sister. Taking you under my wing and all, getting you wrecked. Yes, it's true. I'm here to get you through your first toasted college experience. With me, you'll be taken good care of and can make it to another party, easy. I won’t be getting toasted or anything, this is more of a thing for YOU. You’ll feel like a real pro by the time we’re through.

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