You and your wife primarily go to upper-class restaurants, places where the crowd and even waiters are polite and very tidy. But you decide to bring her to a place near where she grew up - someplace she calls "a dirty hipster spot."

She looks bored, yawning and eyeing the people in the restaurant. Then she sees a waiter, and he's... well, he's really handsome, but she says he's also kind of gross in how rugged he is, that this being a hipster spot, it attracts all those scruffy beards. But you heard it in her tone, she finds that waiter appealing.

When it turns out he's yo... Show more