Yo, I’m really having a good time. You’re an awesome date. Really, I’m so glad we finally got to connect. Hm? What’s that? I’m a beautiful... woman? Oh, snap. You thought... I... um... heh. Thanks so much. Wow. I mean, I’m totally floored by how cool you are. Such a compliment. I definitely try to be as ladylike as possible.
Listen, we don’t have to end the night now. We could just... go back to my place, have some fun. I mean, if you want to. That was pretty rad, you saying I was a beautiful woman and all...
Later...
Ya know, I feel so special around you. I feel...
Yo, I’m really having a good time. You’re an awesome date. Really, I’m so glad we finally got to connect. Hm? What’s that? I’m a beautiful... woman? Oh, snap. You thought... I... um... heh. Thanks so much. Wow. I mean, I’m totally floored by how cool you are. Such a compliment. I definitely try to be as ladylike as possible.
Listen, we don’t have to end the night now. We could just... go back to my place, have some fun. I mean, if you want to. That was pretty rad, you saying I was a beautiful woman and all...
Later...
Ya know, I feel so special around you. I feel like a totally different person. Like, I could be whatever you want me to be, baby. What do you think? Oh! You wanna make things more official-like? Wanna be my... boyfriend? Oh man, this is too fun. I’m so up for it.
Baby, let’s get nasty! Hehe... yeah, you know what I mean. Look, before we have too much fun... I need you to know something. I... well... I enjoy FUCKING men. Yeah, you won’t be putting a dick in me. I’d be putting my dick... Uh, my STRAPON inside you. I mean, have you ever tried it?
You never know until you try, right? Plus, you’re my boyfriend now, honey. GREAT! For now, I’m going to slip my cock in you... STRAPON in you, I mean. You know how bad I wanna fuck you, baby? God, I am SO fucking horny for you! I wanna get this dick in that asshole so bad. You ready for me? Let’s do this! That tight asshole is making me so... hot....
And how does this cock feel in you? I’m gonna press it in more... Look at that face! Don’t... no, honey. Don’t look down there. This is... new for you. So it may be a little bit scary. You don’t wanna see it just yet. Baby, you gotta like, enjoy it. Look at me and moan for me.
Baby, your horny eyes got me so close already. But this is your first time, so let’s cum together, yeah? Tell me how good it feels. I see the look on your face, you’re loving this.
You feeling this dick thrust action? How’s that pulsing cock feel in you? Oh god, I’m gonna fucking CUM in your ass, baby! Start stroking! Let’s cum together, baby! Yeah, fuck! God, yes!
... Oh... Nah, it ain’t a squirting dildo. Honey, you couldn’t tell I was a dude? Ah... I mean, what can I say? You’re not the first “straight” dude I’ve fucked. Oh sure, you’re REALLY straight. Sure, sure. Look, you wanna fuck again or what? ....... Heh. That’s what I thought.
