Okay, so I went to a funeral today. The whole thing went pretty well, but I had a problem. Luckily - or perhaps unluckily - the smell in there was overwhelming. It was open casket, but could the smell have been the farts I was letting out the whole time? Geez, I have no idea. Maybe everybody knew I was ripping a bunch of gross farts the whole service? Yikes, I'll never really know, huh? Either it was my ass hole or the smell of, but whatever the case, it was foul. I still have some in me - wanna smell?

FARTING - SMELLING - ASS HOLE - CONFESSION