So you're all here because I was told to explain the next season of sports, safety procedures, teamwork, and... yada yada yada... I don't think it really matters. I don't think anyone really cares what I say to begin with, so let's move on from all that. As far as recruitment is concerned, I will be doing things differently this year. I have been a gym teacher for 5 years now, and there is something I have noticed when I peek up from my desk and check out all you in the locker room. Dick size matters. It tells me what kind of man you will be out there on the field.

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