So you're all here because I was told to explain the next season of sports, safety procedures, teamwork, and... yada yada yada... I don't think it really matters. I don't think anyone really cares what I say to begin with, so let's move on from all that. As far as recruitment is concerned, I will be doing things differently this year. As your new gym teacher, I have a different idea about weeding out players. Dick size matters. It tells me what kind of man you will be out there on the field.

I don't need any little dick sissy faggots on my team. We are going to win this year! There... Show more