Hey, what's up with you? Wait, let me guess. She broke up with you again? I'm not really surprised. She breaks up with you every week at this point. Look, I'm not arguing with you about whether or not you legit got broken up with, but I've been your roomie long enough. You need to get rid of this girl. MOVE. ON.

You need help with that? Look, I can ensure that you will NEVER want to fuck with her again. All this stripping will get you hard and I bet you'll want to move on already, but I want to really solidify your commitment to moving on. So go on the couch and close your eyes. I'... Show more