Glad to see you down and ready. My socks are reeking today, all kinds of wet and stinky from walking around at the mall all day. I've been spending hundreds of dollars of your hard-earned cash, and now it's time for you to play clean-up so I can go out with my boyfriend.

Ahhh, get a good smell. It's about to get a lot worse. I'm going to take off my socks now, so get that tongue out and get ready for licking. Long, wet strokes with your tongue to get them clean - I don't have time for a foot soak, just a tongue cleanse. Go on, work harder, work faster.