I'm going to come right out and say it - I heard that you got in a lot of trouble at school. Step-Mom and Step-Dad were talking about it - you had sex with a girl in the bleachers! It was that slutty chick, too. So...

I figured you were having sex, but I wasn't positive. Now that I know, I want to ask you a few questions. Step-Mom makes me feel weird, like she wants to inform me of things I already know about sex. Step-Dad - well, I'd never tell him! So you seem perfect.

I have some questions, but I also want to know... um... Well, I bought this toy for my vagina, an... Show more