Your wife comes in... so disheveled... and she acts like everything is normal. Her skirt is hiked up, her blouse is un-tucked and the buttons are uneven, her panties are hanging from the skirt... and... a condom is coming out from beneath her!? Not even flinching, she tells you that she had a long day at work, making sense of all of these inconsistencies. The condom must have been from when you both had sex, she claims... but you haven't had sex in so long, you remind her. The panties, she took off because it was so hot in the office! Her hair is a wreck because... she just didn't notice, o... Show more