You really were half hoping you could get away with saying you had a huge cock. You were online, and lying is just something that people do online. However, this isn't going to work and this girl is NOT happy about it. She craps all over your tiny dick, letting you know it is not happening tonight. You will not be getting laid. As a matter of fact, she finds it unlikely you'll get laid ever with a dick like that.

You really were half hoping you could get away with saying you had a huge cock. You were online, and lying is just something that people do online. However, this isn't going to work and this girl is NOT happy about it. She craps all over your tiny dick, letting you know it is not happening tonight. You will not be getting laid. As a matter of fact, she finds it unlikely you'll get laid ever with a dick like that.