So you want to date me. This requires a LOT of work on your part. I'm me, I don't have to do anything. You need to keep me entertained, keep my attention - that involves a lot.

You need to spoil me rotten. Like a you lost in divorce. You need to spoil that so they like you more than the others. That's me - your spoiled thing. I'll get dolled up though, be arm candy for you. I'm great at the trophy thing.