Jealous? Of course you are! Look at you over there with that little old cock, it's so funny! You bring ladies in, and they love you, but when you get them into the bedroom... You're used to getting texts the next day, aren't you? Something like "oh, I don't think there's any... CHEMISTRY." Haha!

My fat cock and your little cock could pull in some pussy, you know? I don't think you can do it on your own. I'd fuck the out of some cunt with my cock, and you know what else makes me better than you? I'm not going to cum before she even gets wet. You're just hilarious!