Hey, babe. I’m feeling so sexy today. What do you think? I haven’t really done the yoga pants thing since... It always feels funny to wear exercise clothes. Not that I can’t, but I know people are wondering. Yeah, people always think I can’t do what they can. But I’m just as useful as them, ya know? Even better, I think.

I guess I haven’t talked all that much about it, have I? It must be just my luck I lost all these at different times. I’ll tell you about each one of them so you get the picture of how I got this sexy!