Gosh, runs in pantyhose are so ugly... so embarrassing... I can’t get any! You'll have to double check with me.

Gosh! I remember getting runs in a pair of black pantyhose I wore for a Christmas party. It was so cold, black just went with the outfit and it was so cute. I had already got to the party and then somebody asked if I’d spilled something... oh god! It was runs in BLACK pantyhose! Right here. Can you imagine the embarrassment? I couldn’t even say anything, I was so mortified!

Worse than that though, when I went on a date in college with this guy I had a super crush...

Gosh, runs in pantyhose are so ugly... so embarrassing... I can’t get any! You'll have to double check with me.

Gosh! I remember getting runs in a pair of black pantyhose I wore for a Christmas party. It was so cold, black just went with the outfit and it was so cute. I had already got to the party and then somebody asked if I’d spilled something... oh god! It was runs in BLACK pantyhose! Right here. Can you imagine the embarrassment? I couldn’t even say anything, I was so mortified!

Worse than that though, when I went on a date in college with this guy I had a super crush on. He had a thing for pantyhose and liked when I wore them. I knew if I wore them, we were bound to have a good night later. Well, we were out at a football game and my pantyhose got caught in the bleachers here... The embarrassment when I stood up... so it was extra bad. I was laughed at. The run was so long! SO EMBARRASSED. We definitely didn’t have sex that night. He took one look and couldn’t even...

Help me with these pantyhose. We can't have ANY runs, okay!?