Hey there, neighbor! Just wanted to formally introduce myself! I know you guys moved in a couple months ago. I just never got around saying hello, so here I am! Is your wife home by chance? Work. Bummer! I’ll have to say hello next time I see her...

I hear you guys fighting sometimes. No, it’s fine. It’s just... that’s gotta be so stressful for you. It sounds like such a mess. Honestly though, I have an idea. Why don’t you use me to blow off some steam when you’re stressed? Or bored... Or just pissed off at her?

How? Oh gosh, it would be super easy. You can just come on ov... Show more