Hey there, looks like you are one of the many penises that I will be seeing today. Let's check it out then, see if there's anything we need to keep an eye on. Pull it out, please.

This nurse is floored upon seeing your little dicklette. She can't speak for a moment, but finally says that she's never one like yours. Not only is it tiny, she says, but it is SO CUTE! She is gawking over it, giggling at how sweet it is, and telling you that it's the cutest thing she's ever seen.