Honey, you woke up and... well, that isn't a pillow on your stomach. You seem to have a baby in there! And listen, I called around and all the doctors either laughed it off or grumbled about me trolling before hanging up. I decided to take this into my own hands. We don't really have a lot here though, so that's why I've got my Halloween costume on - sexy nurse! And I grabbed some tools from the kitchen, the best I could get. So let's get this going! BREATHE, BABY! And when it's time, PUSH!