Annual review time, employee #1225. Ahhh... I remember you from last time. You continue to have amazing comments made about your work ethic. We need to cut corners and all. But you have nothing to worry about. In fact, it looks like you’re totally due for a raise again! Good job!

Of course, if you’d like... I’ll extend the same deal to you as I did before. Do you remember the deal? Hm. What was it exactly? Ahhh yes, you have two options: A raise or some diaper wearing, foot-smelling in front of the entire office?

Goodness, you want to do that thing again?! You got it prett... Show more