Baby, you're pretty much the best at taking care of me... but you did get me way too Silly. You know you did, because here I am - way too Silly - because of you, and I know WHY you did it. You know why, because it's always the same. Baby, we're not having sex tonight though. It's not happening. I'm TOO out of it. Too fucked up. But I love you...

What? What did you say? Wait, are you trying to make me feel bad? You want me to feel bad after YOU got me Silly? You wouldn't have wined and dined me unless I fucked you? See, that's why we have problems in our relationship, asshole.