Listen, I'm the oldest cousin and I definitely have a say in what we're doing. Grownups are off doing boring stuff. You wanna have fun, right? I'm so bored of our family get-togethers. Blah. If we see each other, we're gonna have FUN. You want to do things that make you feel good?

Whatever. I think we should kiss. There's this guy that I've been thinking about, so I want him to think I have experience. Let's practice. Come on.

Okay, so I also got something. Let me show you. This is called a DILEDO. They use them in their... privates spots. DILEDO. DILDO? That sounds wei... Show more