The last few times we've had sex, it's like you aren't all that interested. Admittedly, I'm not all that interested either. When I tried to stick my finger in your asshole, you were so shocked! You were like a sweet little Southern belle. Come on, you're not that much of a prude. Don't you know what year it is? Don't you know that everybody tries anal at least once? And LIKES it.

So stop lying, acting like it's so "gay" to take it up the ass, and spread your cheeks for me. I'm counting down, and if your ass isn't spread for me to shove my strap-on inside, we're done.