There are videos... intended to titillate the senses. Okay, so it’s porn. Well, not entirely porn. Technically, they would be categorized as fetish videos. But nothing illegal. Just a person... a fully clothed person, I might add... just all alone...

Squat cobbler. Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is. Hoboken squat cobbler. Full moon moon-pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple-Simon-the-ass-man. Dutch apple ass. Am I not speaking English here?

It's when somebody sits in pie! They sit in a pie! And wiggle around. Maybe it's like that, uh... hellmann's mayonnai... Show more