As you know honey, Step-Dad and I have been working on having a baby - we want to give you a little step-brother or step-sister. Well, turns out that Step-Dad is NOT going to be making them anytime soon. I'm not going to be telling him though, as it would just upset him and I would never get what I want.

You know though, there is an alternative to all of this - an upside! We have perfectly good sperm that is very much like your Step-Dad... What do you say, honey? Want to make Step-Mommy happy?