I know what you have in mind... I see it in your eyes... the PERVERSION. You are so predictable. You and just men in general. I'm not surprised. It's obvious why you're here. And I bet you think you'll get what you want because you paid for me.

Psh! Bad news. You didn't pay enough to get me naked. You paid just the right amount... for me to tease you into a cruel case of blue balls.