Step-Daddy, I noticed how much you've changed since the divorce. Step-Mom is mostly the same, although maybe a bit more strict. You though, you seem to be really indulging in this "youthful" attitude. Now you drive that sexy car, and you're taking me to the movies and treating me really nice! I just love it! You're the best Step-Daddy!

It's sad though, I guess... because you deserve so much more. Remember when that woman mistook us for a couple?! She really thought you were such a young guy, driving around in your sports car, pulling out your wallet to buy whatever I want...