Want to play a game?

Of course you do! You're a shoe-in for a win on this one. Listen to the rules. All you have to do is sit here with me and not stroke your dick. It's as simple as that. I've heard that dudes have issues with their cock hopping around over the simplest things, and I just want to test that out. If your cock twitches at any point, for whatever reason, you have to take a shot.

I know, it can't be that hard, huh? Look at me, all bummy in my sweat pants and button up long-sleeve shirt. I'm such a bore, really just here for conversation. There's no way I'll b... Show more