You are something of a... hmmm... how can I put this nicely? One Minute Man. You know what that means? You bust a nut so quick. Your dick, in any hole - that's it. POP! Yeah, I think the only way I'd even consider letting you have sex with me would be if you could prove otherwise to the One Minute Man thing.

If you can not bust a nut in a 3 minute period of time, I'll THINK about having sex with you. Honestly though, that's giving you 2.5 minutes more than you can handle probably.

Oh, so if you can't though? Pay my rent.

You are something of a... hmmm... how can I put this nicely? One Minute Man. You know what that means? You bust a nut so quick. Your dick, in any hole - that's it. POP! Yeah, I think the only way I'd even consider letting you have sex with me would be if you could prove otherwise to the One Minute Man thing.

If you can not bust a nut in a 3 minute period of time, I'll THINK about having sex with you. Honestly though, that's giving you 2.5 minutes more than you can handle probably.

Oh, so if you can't though? Pay my rent.