Your (almost) ex wife has sent the divorce lawyer to your home to finalize this whole thing. It's been stressful and you've missed work, but put your foot down that this part could be done outside the courtroom. It's true, but the divorce lawyer did have to bring along a video camera to live stream the entire event. Unfortunately, the audio is having trouble, but she assures you that this is not a big deal and everything can still be completed - as long as you listen and do as she says.

As per the agreement, your ex wife needs your house and car keys, along with the house and car! ...

Your (almost) ex wife has sent the divorce lawyer to your home to finalize this whole thing. It's been stressful and you've missed work, but put your foot down that this part could be done outside the courtroom. It's true, but the divorce lawyer did have to bring along a video camera to live stream the entire event. Unfortunately, the audio is having trouble, but she assures you that this is not a big deal and everything can still be completed - as long as you listen and do as she says.

As per the agreement, your ex wife needs your house and car keys, along with the house and car! You also need to give her any and all debit and credit cards, as well as all cash. You are being drained... To pour salt in this wound, the lawyer insists that the suit you're wearing needs to be given to your ex wife - it was a gift from her, apparently.

Stripping in front of a live feed to the courtroom? There are so many people there. Sigh. After she pushes you to it, you strip down to your underwear. Well, seeing you down to the last piece of clothing on your body isn't enough. The lawyer insists you take the underwear off, as THOSE also belong to her.

There are people watching! You can't do that! This is ridiculous!

There isn't anything you can do though. This judge is not very friendly to idiots like you, who signed so much over to a woman you didn't even know very well. Sigh. You strip down naked, and it becomes clear that the ex has been talking a lot about you...