I’m so excited we’re at a real strip club! You’re such a good husband to come to a place with male strippers. You’re getting mega brownie points here, you know that? I guess I’m just a little jealous about going to a female strip club. God, some women are just so trashy at those places. You probably would have had pussy juice on your pants by the end of the night. Here though, it’s all just sexy guys dancing for cash. Thrusting... mmm... Smiling... Winking at me... And they’re all gay, so there’s no threat there for you. You don’t have to worry about anything at all. You’re into women and I... Show more