Really? Someone like you? Sad, pathetic, with a cock like that? I wonder what I could give you to get you to move on, leave me alone. Something kind of gross, but not too personal.

Armpit sniff? No, too close. Fart in the face? No, you'd probably like that. When you act all interested in me, it just makes me want to gag... to spit...

Hm. That could do. Well, let me get you a gunky, hot shot of spit in this cup for you. This is the best you're gonna get!