Ugh. Another sex session. I'm just being honest here. You're terrible. At this point in our relationship, I need to ask for one more favor from you. I need about $7,000 to get these tits upgraded. I know you like them, but I'm not trying to impress you. I need to impress every single man out there so I can have my pick of the lot. I need a man with money AND a big cock. You're just half the man I want.

With that note, I need to finish myself off. Gosh, if it weren't for your money, you'd be absolutely useless.