So, let's get down to business here. Go ahead and sit down.

I have a few notes here... you want to discuss your *little* problem, hm? Hm. You're problem, uh... I don't think this number is right at all that you've jotted down here... but basically, you're saying that your issue is of the small penis kind. Interesting. I have to say, this number can't be right. There is no way this is the actual size of your cock.

Okay, this isn't at all in my job description, but I want to see it. I'm curious about this. No way is it that small... Wow. I'm... ahem... um... ha! I'm sorry, ... Show more