Oh baby, you know I love you and everything. Everything about us is perfect. Except for... this part... you know... the bedroom part. You know why, of course. There's just not enough going on down there for you. I can't really get myself excited about that. I wish I could! You know I've tried a lot. That's why we have toys, right? I have enough to do all sorts of things to myself.

Your cock just won't ever be up to par for me. It's never going to be enough.