You don't have to lie to me... I know all about that nasty fetish you have! I don't judge. You have no clue the kind of fetishes that I deal with on a daily basis. Yours is pretty PG, if we're on a scale.

Honestly, I think it's pretty hot! Kind of cute, the whole armpit thing. It's all good, I don't mind. I know you're here for something... yep... and it's okay, you can stroke your cock over mine. I completely understand and want to give you what you want.