Oh, hey... mmmhmmm... huh? Okay, so you're going on a date, sure. I'm just your roommate, so I can give you total, total honesty. I'm the best for that. You're going on a date and you need me to tell you something, I'll be honest, sure. You're worried about your dick size, huh? Not sure about it? Okay. Sure. Let's see it.

Eh. YAWN. Okay, whatever. It's whatever, man. Go out on your date. Look, no matter what I say, you'll go on that date. So does it really matter?