So I'm waiting on a ride, and decide to call a friend up. I notice that you're peeping at me from across the way, and I start ranting to my friend about what a pervert you are, gawking at me so hard. My friend says I should do something that is such a turn off, you'll look away. She reminds me that my gum chewing is so obnoxious, it would turn anybody off!

The bubble gum in my mouth starts popping, snapping... I start chewing really hard and open my mouth more. I blow bubbles as big as I can. After I get off the phone, I sit beside you and say you should really quick looking at... Show more