You know what yer STEP-daddy been up to? After fucking me, he went across tha street and he fucked not only the neighbors wife, but also his STEP-daughter. Then he done got the fuck outta here, leaving me behind. I ain't doing that anymore! He ain't my man of the house anymore! We need a new one. And you're the first applicant, darlin'.

So come on then, get inside STEP-mama and show me what you got. Believe me, most'a these neighbors fucking their STEP-sons, too. This ain't all that weird 'round here.