I've been planning this dinner now for weeks, invited everybody I could think of, really planned it all out. It was meant to be this great dinner party. But you? What did you do? Showed up absolutely out of your mind, out of your sober body - acting stupid and slurring. I can't be all that surprised, huh? Well, how are you feeling now? Probably not so great, a little hungover? Well, I'm considering leaving you all together after tonight. This was one of the most embarrassing experiences EVER for me.

I tell people how great you are, but look at you now - practically dribbling after ... Show more